SO I finally made it to S. Korea!!! Praise God! The flight was incredibly long, but I made it in one piece! I won’t bore you with every single detail of my trip, but I wanted to share a few humorous thoughts I had while going through the airport and flying and such. Enjoy!
Listening for my boarding group: Yeah you should know that no one can understand what you’re saying… I know this is my plane, so I’m getting on.
When passing all the people in first class: Back with all the peasants I go!
When flying over Lake Michigan: It would reeeeally stink if the plane crashed right now… At least I would get to pee.
When navigating through the O’Hare airport: I will conquer you, flying jungle!!! *imagines jumping over a pond of piranhas*
When flying Asiana air: What is this hot cloth for… *sneakily looking at the people around me* Oh snap… that’s brilliant. (They pass out these little heated wash cloths to wipe your hands off before you eat!)
When looking out my window while flying over the arctic: That’s a lot of clouds… wait… Oh shoot that’s snow! *please let me see a polar bear!!!*
When using the restroom on the plane: There is a toothbrush in here. And a teeny tiny tube of toothpaste. That’s the most adorable thing I’ve ever seen.
When navigating through Incheon airport: Look for English… and other white people. *Please oh please let my bag be here…*
When looking for Jason at the airport: Look for the white guy running towards you… Yup. There he is!!!
The Airman's Wife 
This is hilarious!! (The last one made me cry…so happy for you!)
You never cease to amaze me! You once told me you were good at entertaining yourself… guess this long trip had you digging deep! Sooo happy you made it in one piece! You are too funny! Hugs for you (and that white guy who ran to you!) Love you!